“Vengeance Is Mine,” Saith the Lord, “and So Are Horror Movie Guys.”

Lessee. The original version of The Omen was partially filmed in… Iraq.

Last year, Al-Zarqawi bombed a wedding reception in Amman, Jordan, and killed Moustapha Akkad, the producer of… Halloween.

The new Halloween movie, produced by Akkad's son, was announced on June 4, 2006. 

The new version of The Omen opened on June 6, 2006.

Al-Zarqawi met his doom on June 7, 2006… in Iraq.
God was obviously punishing the terrorists for disrupting His beloved horror movies. So he got to work putting the fear into "fear of the Lord" and the wrath into "wrath of God".

What? You think that theory's farfetched? But you were all worried about 6/06/06…. :)
Btw, God says He'd like more like the original Exorcist or Emily Rose.

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