Daily Archives: September 3, 2011

Apple security forces recently searched the private home of a regular citizen for a missing iPhone prototype, while pretending to be the local town police (Ingleside, CA). Meanwhile, the local police stood by outside and did not write up any … Continue reading →

Roman patrician from devout family becomes hermit on family acreage. Hermit is besieged by other guys wanting to be hermit monks. Hermit becomes abbot. Abbot gets tapped by pope to be envoy and staffer. Abbot does the job and goes … Continue reading →