The Mad Sindonologist and His Dutiful Daughter
It turns out that Katja Orlova (SCA person referenced for the medieval bratwurst recipe noted below) was in her mundane persona the daughter of a rather important chemist and Shroud of Turin investigator. I think you might want to spend a moment at her memorial page for him. He sounds like the sort of man we all would have liked to know.
“There’s no laboratory test for Christ-ness!”